Young Australian Skeptics

At first I started thinking about replacing “Jesus” with “Science”.

• Science Loves You
• Science Saves Lives
• Let Science Save You
• Is Science In You?
• Science Lives!

And then I came across a slogan generating website… and that’s when it really got fun.

• There’s Always Room For Science
• Science Really Satisfies
• Not Just Nearly Science, But Really Science
• Grab Life By The Science
• Think Once, Think Twice, Think Science
• I Scream, You Scream, We all Scream for Science
• Nobody Does It Like Science
• Can’t Do It In Real Life? Do It With Science
• Get Busy With The Science
• If Only Everything in Life Was As Reliable As Science
• Get Serious. Get Science
• I Bet He Drinks Science
• Don’t Leave Home Without Science
• I’m Only Here For The Science
• Obey Your Science
• Fight Truth Decay With Science

And eventually I resorted to blatent plagerism:

• Show Me the Science!
• Science: When You Got It, Flaunt It.
• Happiness Is A Cigar Called Science
• Science Is Good For You
• Australians Wouldn’t Give A XXXX For Anything But Science
• You Can Be Sure Of Science
• Science: It Takes A Licking, And Keeps On Ticking
• Raise Your Hand If You’re Science
• Science: Just Do it
• Four Out Of Five Dentists Recommend Science
• The Appliance of Science
• Say It With Science
• The Future’s Bright. The Future’s Science
• Where’s The Science?
• Lipsmackin’ thirstquenchin’ acetastin’ motivatin’ goodbuzzin’ cooltalkin’ highwalkin’ fastlivin’ evergivin’ coolfizzin’ Science
• Between Love and Madness Lies Science
• With A Name Like Science, It Has To Be Good
• I’d Walk A Mile For Science

And then… somehow… I got onto slogans for condoms…

• Science. For The Pleasure Of Sensual Living
• Science. Proven Protection That Feels Really Good.
• Science. Pleasure You Want. Protection You Trust
• Science. Once You Try It You Would Never Do Without It
• Science. For A Hundred Million Reasons
• Science. Less Latex. More Sex

Ok, that’s probably enough slogans for you to digest, but I have just one more. I made it up myself…

Science Slogans. Use Them. Somewhere. Somehow.

Slogan websites I found useful:

The Advertising Slogan Generator
Advertising Slogan Hall Of Fame
Wikiquote: List of Advertising Slogans
Condom Advertising Slogans

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