Friday Fundie #4
26Jun. 09
Welcome again to Friday Fundies my skeptical friends. This week I was feeling a little ghetto after buying some jeans two sizes too big so I thought it would be a good time to play you some of the big names in Christian rap.
If your gonna hear da word, might as well shake that ass at the same time. So c’mon fellow freethinkers, show me what your working with.
First up is Shawn ShoTyme who apparently ‘Bangs for Christ’. I didn’t know you could use that! “Hey there baby, I gotta lot of love for Jesus, what say you and your fine church honeys there come over to my crib and lets show God just how sweaty and nasty our love for him really is”.
And for all you white trash honkies out there, who doesn’t like a big taste of ‘Lil Ol P’? Oh yeah, you know me.
Hmm, tasted a little like cider to me.
And lastly, to bring you back to Earth (relatively), I offer you the dulcet, calming tones of Darlene Zschech. So whip out your bong (that’s not a euphamism), light up a nice big pipe load, sink back into your bean bag and while you listen to the lyrics, pretend he is singing about his bong, just trust me.
Don’t forget to send me any suggestions for the Friday Fundies, help a poor ex-hippy stoner out guys. Email: subjectsofinterest@gmail.com
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June 26th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Well, the first two were rather funny and slightly tragic, but Hillsong are scary, scary people.
Brainwashers’R’Us
June 26th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
When he says “banging” he doesn’t mean having sex. He means repping for his gang which is “christianity”. Banging is a term used by gang members in America.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I was being sarcastic my good man.
I also dont think Lil Ol P refers to a prostrate problem. Nor did i actually drink his pee ;)