Young Australian Skeptics

Seasons greeting to all pagans on this glorious Friday. To honour Christmas in July we are treated to two amazing stories to warm your cockles (or boobles for the ladies).

Have you ever wondered if your favourite pet or t-​​bone steak gets an afterlife? Will we truly get to meet up with them in the Christian, Muslim or Atheist heaven?

Well the wait is over, because the tale, I mean tail, actually I think it’s the first one. Anyway the story of Jeshua Cottontail will provide comfort and closure to this important question.

And what about the origins of Santa? I never quite believed that he used to work in the original Coca Cola factory and all that cocaine dust gave him super powers (look the cocaine link up by the way). There has to be a more rational answer. And guess what, I was right. He actually comes from the planet Krinton, which is actually a member of the Galactic Confederacy under the glorious rule of Xenu.

By the way, nobody has sent me any videos yet guys  You must have some great ones in your favourites so how bout a little somethin somethin. Email me at subjectsofinterest@gmail.com

Tags: christmas, easter, friday_fundie, Scientology

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