Young Australian Skeptics

There are fundies out there of all shapes, sizes and species. I was recently reminded of something a friend of mine mentioned regarding a girl he met on a dating site. She claimed to be a vampire (as you do) and she had referred to my friend as being a vampire himself, only not a full blooded one (boom boom) but what she called an emotional or sexual vampire. Anyway it started getting a little too creepy so he cut ties and joined a new dating site in a vein attempt steak his claim (cymbals go crash).

I love how these Peter Pan types grab some childhood random event or idea and just take it to insanely ridiculous ends. I can understand within reason how this happens and im sure if you think about it you might also have an example. For me, I have been totally fascinated with post-​​apocalyptic writings ever since I had recurring dreams as a teen of being the only person left on the planet. But for these fundies im sure the next logical step forward for me would be to either disappear ‘into the wild’ or only come out at night. Oh but that wont work because of all the fricken’ vampires wandering around looking for someone to “cut with consent”, yeah right!.

So are you excited, wanna meat (ok that’s the final entendre i promise) some REAL live vampires, honest injun?

This is a great comment below this video from SpiritGobbler -‘alright kids, thats enough retardism.… U cant possibly follow a legend down to the core, cause legends are often misinterpreted, there is NO way u could not have a reflection unless you bent photons and reconnected them in front of you, which would make you invisible period, and animorphing is only done in utmost secrecy.… besides, humans dont have the mental capacity to think outside of the box in most cases… lol, of course ur skeptics, u have been raised to be skeptics.… hahahahahahaha.’ 

Here’s my favourite comment from this video — ‘anyway, first of all i thought vampires are meant to be secret, not show off in a goth way.Second, if she WAS a real vampire, she wouldn’t spend her time in the MORNING and instead should be sleeping. vampires can sleep in beds too, there humans actually, but have a special virus called V5. Strengthen the mind and body. Look it up people. and research before ridicule.’ Oh BTW here is one explanation about the V5 virus the commenter mentioned.

http://​www​.geocities​.com/​v​a​m​p​i​r​i​c​s​t​u​d​i​e​s​/​m​e​d​i​c​a​l​.​html — ‘V5 is actually closely related to many other viruses such as the common flu virus and the AIDS virus. V5 is not the AIDS virus but works in much the same way as to infecting the host. Another reason the reality and cause of vampirism in today’s modern world is not more widely believed is because not many members of the public or medical establishment know of the existence of V5. ’

And finally this one features a real life story about Tracey from somewhere in Australia called Brisbayne.

Gee i hope this week didn’t suck.…… oh shit another cymbal!!!!

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