The Woo is strong with these ones…
27Oct. 09
Over at Natural News (your number one site for premier manure) the staff are flipping out over this study that has suggested a connection between the XMRV virus and chronic fatigue syndrome. The paranoia starts in early, with the claim that…
“What you need to know is that this disinformation is laying the groundwork for a future CFS vaccine that will be pushed on the population in much the same way as HPV vaccines are now. The first step in getting the public to accept yet another vaccine is to brainwash people into thinking that yet another disease is caused by a virus. From there, it’s only a matter of time before drug companies start talking about offering “treatment” in the form of a vaccine.”
Holy toledo! Perish the thought that we may be eventually be able to offer comprehensive protection against a preventable condition — this is clearly a conspiracy to…um…well, a conspiracy to do something, that’s for sure. You’d think if it was just about making money there’d be easier ways to go about things than sinking millions of dollars into researching something you know doesn’t work in the first place…
Of course, the conspiracy runs deeper than you can ever imagine — for example, did you know that the HPV vaccine was all a conspiracy as well?
“This is a play-by-play mirror image of the fraudulent push behind HPV vaccines. First, drug companies funded studies to “prove” that cervical cancer was caused by a virus (it actually isn’t). From there, they pushed their vaccine, claiming it “saves lives” by preventing cervical cancer. Of course, we now know the cervical cancer vaccine is a pharmaceutical hoax. Even one of its own top researchers recently declared that HPV vaccines are “ineffective.””
They have ‘proof’ of this, of course — an article ran in the Sunday Express that apparently quoted one Dr Diane Harper as saying that the vaccine was more dangerous than the disease, and that it wouldn’t affect cervical cancer rates at all. Never mind that it’s all bollocks, and that an extremely clear retraction was printed by the Daily Express — for the folks and Natural News, that’s just further proof of the conspiracy.
Things only get bigger from there, of course…
“Every viral announcement is a covert push for a future vaccine”
That’s right, folks. Ain’t no dang virus gonna hurt ya so long as y’all have a healthy distrust of them ‘doctor’ people.
“For their own protection, it’s important that health consumers learn to recognize these hidden vaccine agendas when they see them. Every announcement about a virus causing some particular disease is actually a covert push for a future vaccine. That’s why drug companies are busily funding all kinds of research that hopes to find (or fabricate) a viral cause for almost every major disease.”
Forgive me for my ignorance, but as I said before…surely there’s an easier way to make a buttload of money? And if a virus actually does cause a condition, surely finding a vaccine for that would be a good thing, agenda or not? To be honest, I don’t particularly mind if the discovery that a virus causes a particular condition prompts companies to fund research towards developing a vaccine…in fact, if a virus doesn’t have any harmful effects there’s really very little reason to vaccinate against it in the first place. The alternative seems to be ‘researching blind’ — developing a vaccine for a virus and then hoping that the virus causes some kind of condition. That seems like a good way for a company to go broke, fast.
“You’ll see, on a regular basis, increasingly frequent news stories claiming researchers have “discovered” the virus that causes cancer, or diabetes, or Alzheimer’s disease or even strokes. And then, months or years later you’ll see the FDA approving some new vaccine designed to “prevent” that disease or disorder. Before long, that vaccine will be added to an ever-growing list of other vaccines already being forced onto the population, and the whole thing will be framed in the language of “public health.””
And if that does happen, and the incident rates of cancer, diabetes or Alzheimer’s disease significantly drop, would that be a bad thing? Should we be actively striving to not develop preventative treatments for life threatening or debilitating conditions? Seems a bit…callous, really.
“This is Big Pharma’s disease mongering engine hard at work. This is how they game the system and fool the masses. First, they blame a virus for a disease, then they push a vaccine as “treatment.” But it’s all based on junk science. There is no virus that causes CFS or even cervical cancer. In fact, it’s scientifically and medically inaccurate to say there’s even a virus that causes the common cold. People are exposed to these viruses all the time and they don’t catch the cold. Only a person with a compromised immune system (lacking vitamin D, usually, and suffering from chronic stress) winds up showing symptoms of the cold.”
Yeah. Just like how the government is always telling us that car accidents kills people. People are exposed to car accidents all the time. Only a person with a compromised safety system winds up dead.
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As a sort of addendum, I feel I should point out that the study itself is somewhat suspicious. For a good explanation of why, I’ll pass you over to someone a bit more qualified…



October 27th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
The people responsible for the discovery have a daughter with CFS. They only have one goal in mind, that is help for CFS sufferers. I am one of those sufferers and look forward to a world without this disease.
October 27th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Well, that sorts that out. We were all worrying about “facts” and “truth” that HPV causes cervical cancer… oh well, you set us all straight with your raving illogical brain farts!
I love that this person, as a side note, says “it actually isn’t a virus” like they have some special knowledge they aren’t telling us.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
@Skelliot — There’s an even bigger revelation in the last paragraph. Apparently the Common Cold isn’t caused by a virus either! Apparently its caused by stress and a Vit D deficiency. What a breakthrough!
November 1st, 2009 at 7:28 am
Ironic. Last pro-XMRV piece I read was in a woo publication that extensively quotes NN as fact, from ‘opinion’ to ‘satire’. Except the thrust was that the endless battle waged by those with XMRV against the Great Conspiracy to profit from useless treatments was at an end Comrades.
It’s an utterly repugnant little gig and Mike the Health Ranger is somehow immune to grasping consequences of action. Naturally immune no doubt.
Check out ‘Breast Cancer Deception Month; hiding the truth beneath a sea of pink’. Vitamin D is all we need there also but thanks to (the usual culprits) BCAM has a “dark history”. Little wonder they pull articles and publish apologies regularly. If you wonder what happens when Vitamin D meets Amway, try his audio motivation in sidebar.
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November 2nd, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Ah! here ’tis. A copy of an article Natural News pulled with a great display about only wanting the most accurate woo.
*From The Affadavit* — — -
“WARNING: Drug Cartel Exposed Creating, Releasing, Injecting, Infecting, and Depopulating Planet with Pandemic H1N1 Swine Flu Viruses and Vaccines.
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Los Angeles, CA— World leading drug-industry investigators have uncovered stunning documents proving an international drug ring, operating from New York City, is behind the H1N1 swine flu fright and vaccination preparations.”
By Paragraph 5:
“Among the most stunning revelations from the Horowitz-Kane research are those linking Larry Silverstein of Silverstein Properties, Inc., and the 9 – 11 terrorist attacks, to the drug cartel’s geopolitical, economic, and population reduction activities. Mr. Silverstein, leaser of the World Trade Center who authorized to have building 7 “pulled,” meaning detonated, is a chief suspect in the “9 – 11 truth” investigation. Silverstein is currently landlord and co-partner in the biotechnology trust founded by David Rockefeller and implicated by these new discoveries.”
http://www.fluscam.com/Affidavit.html
November 5th, 2009 at 11:10 am
[…] Academician: Short answer: ‘er…you what!?!?! Um… NO!’. Long answer: ‘you’re thinking about the newly found (and, as far as I know, unconfirmed) correlation between XMRV infection and chronic fatigue syndrome? I’d ask Richard Hughes of Young Aus Skeptics‘. […]
November 5th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Oh noes! I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Does that mean I am going to get CFS, cervical cancer and the common cold all at once now??
What nonsense.