Ways to fill in time at a church spitroast…

By Richard Hughes

13
Oct. 09

On Sunday, I was dragged invited to a spitroast lunch at a Melbourne Anglican church. The food, I must say, was phenomenal…but obviously there were some bits of the day that I was less than comfortable getting involved in.

Luckily for me the organisers had given everyone a fill-​​in-​​the-​​blanks style quiz sheet about the church, and I was thus able to avoid potentially awkward moments around members of Belinda’s family by filling in the answers to all the questions. Or, at least, what I thought the answers should be:

Poor Frangers...

OH NOES! THE AMERICAN SUPER-CHAIN IS INVADING!!!

Oddly enough, this one was attached to Belinda...

He doesn't do it for the attention.

"Finally, my devious plan to buy this run down theme park for half price can come into fruition! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Tags: alternatives to theology, Richard Hughes

3 Responses to “Ways to fill in time at a church spitroast…”

  1. 1
    Luke Weston says:

    Church spitroast?

    Musn’t… make… sexual… innuendo…

  2. 2
    Frozen Summers says:

    Church Spitroast.… jeopardy style

    What do you call 2 priests and an altar boy?

  3. 3
    Michael Kingsford Gray says:

    “What do you call 2 priests and an altar boy?”

    The Labour Party Cabinet?

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